In the Christmas classic ‘Santa Baby’, Eartha Kitt famously and shamelessly listed off her materialistic desires for Christmas presents, ranging from sports cars to diamond rings. In the spirit of being a little selfish at Christmas time, we thought we’d share with you our wish list to Santa. Seeing as we’re a mobile casino review site, though, our wish list is going to be a rundown of what we want to find in our ideal mobile casino.
Santa Baby, Slip Some Bonuses Under The Tree For Me
The first treat we want to be lavished with when we join the ideal mobile casino this Christmas is a selection of generous welcome bonuses, all wrapped up in sparkling paper, and tied with a Christmas bow. Now we’re not greedy, but seeing as this is about indulgence, we’re going to want something pretty impressive. As a minimum, we want £10 to try out all the games at the casino and if you wanted to throw in some extra extra spins on select slots, we wouldn’t complain.
Seeing as this theoretical casino is being oh so generous, why don’t we insist that these deposit free welcome bonuses are subject to absolutely no wagering requirements? Yup, that sounds like the kind of Christmas treat we could get on board with!
Santa Baby, I Want Some Slots, And Really That’s Not A Lot
The best mobile casino games offerings are just like the best Christmas dinners: a fine spread, where you’ve plenty of choice, but who whatever you sample is going to be a delight. And with so much on offer you know you’re never going to get full and bored! That’s why our dream casino is going to have at least 150+ slots and casino games – all available on mobile, naturally – from a range of developers to give us the spice of variety.
Of course we’ll want the big blockbuster slots from the likes of NetEnt and Yggdrasil to thrill and entertain us, but we’re also after the winning potential of developers like Microgaming and Play’n GO. Our ideal casino combines the works of the biggest developers, with little indie ones, to give a holistic casino experience.
Think of All the Promotions I’ve Missed
We’re not content with just having a few welcome bonuses at our fantasy casino, which is why we’re going to insist that there’s always at least a couple of worthwhile promotions and bonuses for us to claim whenever we feel like the moment takes us. Each day of the week there should be a different promotion available – maybe a handful of extra spins one day, a generous reload bonus another, and the chance to claim cashback on all our losses at the weekend?
These weekly recurring promotions won’t be the be all and end all though. There should always be some fun seasonal promotion running with either a big chunk of money or some thrilling prizes on offer to the winner. And, you know, if you want to make us the winners more often than not, we wouldn’t complain about that too much.
Santa Baby, Forgot to Mention One Little Thing, Banking
The final must have on our Christmas casino wish list is a sensible and attractive array of banking options. Being the fickle and changeable players we are, choice is an absolute necessity; one day we might want to be making the most of easy to use credit and debit card deposits, while the next we would want to make deposits via our phone bill using, say, Boku. Maybe it would just be easier to give us a helpful holistic option like Zimpler, where we can use just one login, and choose our payment option on the fly?
Now look, Santa, we’re going to hold up our end of the bargain, be good all year, and make sure we leave you a mince pie and some sherry (and a few carrots for the reindeer), but we’re banking on you to bring us the mobile casino of our dreams. Don’t disappoint!