Let’s get real. Despite all the glittery promises of fun and fortune, playing at online casinos isn’t always fabulous. There are many nights when our beloved slot games cause more heartache than thrill, or times when we’d prefer not to tell our friends about our little hobby. Yet, I stand alongside millions of other slots and online casino players that laugh in the face of danger/loss/bad luck and play slots anyway! We trawled the Internet for the best jokes about slots and gambling. Below are ten painfully funny results.
1. Harsh truth
There is a very easy way to return from a #casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.
There is a very easy way to return from a #casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one. #Poker
— Poker Gameplay (@PokerGameplay) October 16, 2016
2. This solid piece of advice. Amen, brother!
A man’s gotta make at least one bet a day else he could be walking around lucky and never know it. #Betting
A man’s gotta make at least one bet a day else he could be walking around lucky and never know it. #Betting
— Betting 4 A Living (@Betting4ALiving) October 16, 2016
3. Pray when it matters most.
4. 100% accurate.
5. I’d text John if I were in his girl’s position too.
6. I wouldn’t be little the issue of problem gambling, but I’d love to do this one day!
A guy who goes into a casino and sees a sign that reads: “If you have a gambling problem, call 1-800-GAMBLER.”He thinks about it for a moment and then dials the number. When they answer, he says: “I have an ace and a six. The dealer has a seven. What do I do?”
7. This sorry reality.
8. No comic has never summed up my thoughts up so well.
9. Ha! Would you do the same?